Listening to the Lord

Little Man is not getting his way in the game of rough-housing and scolds his Daddy, "You're not listening to the Lord! The Lord wants you to listen to Him!" He continues: "God can see what you are doing!"

Daddy: "What is it that God can see me doing?"

Little Man: "Pushing and pinching and stuff"

Daddy: "Does God see you kicking me?"

Little Man: "God told me to do that. That's your punishment" (I bust up laughing) "No laughing!"